Which Mad Men Character Are You?

1. Can we buy you a drink?

  • An old fashioned.
  • A glass of red wine.
  • A brandy alexander.
  • A daquiri.
  • 3 martinis.
  • A Scotch whisky.

2. What advice are you most likely to give?

  • He may act like he wants a secretary, but most of the time they're looking for something between a mother and a waitress.
  • Not to get too deep before the cocktail hour, but do I need to remind you of the finite nature of life?
  • I don't think anyone wants to be one of a hundred colors in a box.
  • How dare you. This cannot be made good. It's shameful. It's a shameful, shameful day!
  • Go watch TV!
  • What you call love was invented by guys like me to sell nylons.

3. Pick your favorite lunch plans:

  • Red wine and a cigarette.
  • An assignation.
  • A sandwich at my desk.
  • Oysters Rockefeller and dry martinis.
  • Schmoozing clients.
  • At the diner with the girls.

4. What's the earliest you've started drinking at work?

  • 7:55 am
  • Lunchtime
  • Mid-afternoon
  • After a horrifying crisis
  • I never stop
  • I don't work

5. How many people have you hooked up with in a single lunch hour?

  • Zero
  • 1
  • 2 or more

6. Your significant other calls you. What can they ask that would most fill you with dread?

  • Who was that woman who called?
  • Can you please not work late tonight?
  • Can I come see you at the office?
  • Can you come home and deal with your mom?
  • Do you mind if I work late tonight?
  • Where are you going tonight?

7. Pick a historic world leader:

  • Napoleon
  • Caligula
  • Joan of Arc
  • Cleopatra
  • JFK
  • Marie Antoinette

8. What's the most overrated virtue?

  • Chastity
  • Honesty
  • Ladylikeness
  • Moderation

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