Which of the following cartoons would you love to watch right now?
- Teen Wolf
- It's Punky Brewster
- Dungeons & Dragons
- The Smurfs
- My Little Pony
- Richie Rich
Which one of these best describes you?
- I love checking out exotic animals at the zoo - or pet store!
- I once had great riches...but now, just rags.
- I'm sort of a strong, silent type.
- I'm constantly trying to best my siblings - we've got a serious rivalry going.
- I love my siblings so so so much.
- I'm a little naive about most things.
- I love absolute power...and absolute corruption, actually.
- I will be your father figure. Put your tiny hand in mine.
Pick your fave vacation spot.
- An Alaskan cruise!
- New York City, baby. Let's never sleep!
- Amsterdam, awwww yeah.
- Tunisia. So off the beaten path.
- A hunting trip in the forest sounds great.
- A month-long road trip across the USA.
- A nice day on the lake.
- I'd rather just hang out at home.
Which of these best describes your love life?
- What happens in Vegas...stays in Vegas, if you know what I mean.
- Let's keep it in the family, shall we?
- Love life? I've barely gotten started on that.
- I'm kind of a pain in the ass, so my romances are short-lived.
- Save a horse, ride a cowboy!
- Nope. None. I'm off limits, buster.
- Just like Ludacris, I have hoes in different area codes.
Choose a constellation:
- Gemini, the twins.
- Corvus, the crow.
- Ursa Minor, the little bear (or Little Dipper).
- Lupus, the wolf.
- Draco, the dragon.
- Scutum, the shield.
- Chamaeleon, the chameleon.
- Leo, the lion.
Which one best describes your approach to problem-solving?
- Weigh all the facts first, and try not to lose your head.
- Tackle the problem head on.
- Take care of it right away.
- Form a team to get to the bottom of it.
- Use your wit and personality to find a clever solution.
- Enlist an army of helpers to deliver a solution, brute force style.
- Money. Solves. Everything.
- Problem? What's a problem?
You are out at a club. How are you shaking that booty?
- Country line dancing.
- Square dancing!
- Bumpin' and grindin', girl.
- Slam dancing.
- The Hokey Pokey is what it's all about.
- Watching from the sidelines.
- Water dancing.
- Twerking it.
Which of these is your favorite game?
- Crossbows and Catapults
You're heading to a fight. Which weapon do you grab on the way?
- A great sword. I need a lot of weapon.
- A bastard sword - just a little smaller than a greatsword.
- A pocket knife. That's all I need.
- A dagger, hidden until the last possible moment.
- A blowtorch. FIIIIIIIRE.
- A needle.
- I just need my bare hands.
- Weapon? I just use fear and loathing.
Pick a Dairy Queen menu item:
- Popcorn shrimp basket
- Dilly Bar
- Flamethrower GrillBurger
- Midnight Truffle Blizzard Treat
- Banana Split
- Peanut Buster Parfait
- Cherry-dipped vanilla cone
- Caramel Cheesecake Royal Shake