Pick your favorite color.
- Is stripes a color?
What's for breakfast?
- Cap'n Crunch
- Egg and bacon sandwich
- Chocolate muffin
- Egg white omelet
- Smoked Salmon
Which 70s movie do you want to watch?
- The Godfather
- The Poseidon Adventure
- Star Wars
- Blazing Saddles
- The Jerk
- The Muppet Movie
- Annie Hall
- The Rocky Horror Picture Show
What are you listening to?
- The Bangles
- Joni Mitchell
- The Rolling Stones
- The Eagles
Which sport do you want to watch?
- Horse Racing
- Ultimate Fighting
It's time for the school play! Your role is:
- The lead, duhhhh.
- I'm just in the chorus.
- The comic relief!
- I'm directing, actually.
- Stage managing. Gotta keep these actors in line.
- Assistant stage manager. Just here to help!
- I'm doing the spotlight!
- I built all the sets.
- I'm the wardrobe assistant. So, a lot of laundry.
Pick a legendary creature:
- The Loch Ness monster.
- A dragon!!
- A unicorn.
- A leprechaun.
- A gryphon.
- A gnome.
- An elf.
- A yeti.
- A mermaid.
Pick a car:
- A classic convertible. TOP DOWN, Y'ALL.
- A vintage Mustang.
- A VW Bug, old or new. Both cute!
- A Subaru Outback. Very practical.
- An SUV. I got kids to drive around!
- A pickup truck for all my stuff.
- A midsize sedan. Basic.
- A 1991 Toyota Corolla.
- A PT Cruiser. Those things are hilarious!
You're so stressed out!! How do you handle it?
- Give yourself a rousing pep talk in the mirror.
- Stay cool as a cucumber until it passes.
- Keep my head down and barrel on through it.
- Smile, smile, smile.
- Ask someone for help!
- Go for a nice long run.
- Total. Freakout.
- Bake a cake. Then eat it.
- Stressed? I don't get stressed, dear.
Time for a vacay! Where are you headed?
- New York City!
- The Baseball Hall of Fame!
- I don't care - as long as there's no work!
Time for a new accessory! What are you going to get?
- A nice scarf or some sensible shoes.
- A new hat to look really stylin'.
- A necklace, or maybe some earrings, or possibly a bracelet...or maybe all of them!
- A hair thing.
- What's an "accessory"?
Let's go see a show! What do you want to see?
- A Broadway musical.
- A magic show.
- A comedy show with tons of laughs.
- A monster truck rally.
- A play by a great American playwright.
Karaoke night! What style are you singing?
- Rock 'n' roll, baby.
- An old standard.
- Something funny to get the crowd to laugh.
- As long as it's attention-getting, anything!
- Death metal.
- No no. I don't karaoke.
Pick a skirt.
- Maxi skirt.
- Poodle skirt.
- Christmas tree skirt.
- Skirting the issue.
Your dream house has...
- A super-modern bathroom.
- A cozy fireplace.
- A breakfast nook.
- A stunning view.
- His and hers walk-in closets.
- An all-stainless steel kitchen.
- A giant treehouse in the backyard.
You're hitting the beach! What are you doing?
- Splashing in the ocean!
- Playing some volleyball or tossing the ol' pigskin around.
- Enjoying the sun with one of those reflector things that people used before we knew about skin cancer.
- Dozing on a beach blanket.
- Trying to attract the cute lifeguard's attention with your winning smile.
What kind of dog is your favorite?
- A German shepherd or golden retriever. Something majestic.
- A toy poodle. So beautiful.
- A pug. So cute!
- I like them all!
- A cat.
What's your favorite holiday?
- Valentine's Day - so romantic!
- Easter - CANDY PLEASE.
- July 4 - time for a picnic.
- Thanksgiving - I'm going to need ALL the food and football, thanks.
- Christmas - the snow, the presents, the good cheer...what's not to like?
- New Year's Eve - the parties are the best.
What bar game are you most likely to be found playing?
- I'm a real pool shark.
- Darts - just watch your head, though!
- Pinball! *ding ding ding*
- If there's an air hockey table, I'm at it.
- What's the game where I just do a bunch of shots in a row?
You're headed to the town festival today. What's your favorite thing to eat there?
- Cotton candy!
- Deep-fried Twinkies.
- Footlong hot dogs.
- Funnel cake.
- Pickle on a stick!