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14 Classic Books Mashed up With Everyday Household Objects. The Result Is Strangely Hilarious.

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1. The Grater Gatsby

Daisy's voice sounded like money...and cheese.

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2. The Masher in the Rye

Anyone who says they don't like mashed potatoes is a phony.

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3. Pride and Pillowcase

It is a truth universally acknowledged that a single bed in possession of a pillow must be in want of a pillowcase. (I know this is NOT the cover of the book, but Colin Firth.)

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4. The Bell Jar Opener

To the person in the bell jar, blank and stopped as a dead baby, the world itself is a bad dream. To the person who can't open their pickles, that also sucks.

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5. David Copperfryingpan

It's hard to turn out as the hero of your own life when you have a pan for a head.

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6. Love in the Time of Colanders

The only regret I will have in dying is if it is not for love. Now let's drain this pasta.

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7. A Farewell to Armoire

Ugh, I hate this book.

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8. Showerhead Revisited

I used this movie version because did you know this movie existed?? I didn't.

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9. Threadcount of Monte Cristo

Revenge is a dish best served on 180 threads per inch.

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10. Moby Dish

Call me Dishmael.

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11. The Fellowship of the Napkin Ring

Followed by The Two Towels.

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12. The Pepper Mill on the Floss

George Eliot was a woman, you guys.

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13. Uncle Tom's Cabinet

Smaller house of Uncle Thomas.

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14. Garlic Press of the D'Urbervilles

It came from humble beginnings but grew into your most prized kitchen utensil.

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