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The 16 Most Inappropriate Knitted Cozies You Will Ever See

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1. AR-15 Cozy

Warm yarn, cold steel.

image: Truth About Guns
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2. Soft Pink Handgun Cosy

Weapons are a very popular cozy category.

image: Knithacker
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3. His 'n' Hers Handgun Cozies

image: Wonkette
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4. Ovary Cozy.

We're not sure what goes in here.

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5. Condom Cozy With Cute Applique Heart.

It will turn the awkward condom moment into an even more awkward one.

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6. Manly Beer Cozy

For when you want a cold one in a warm blanket.

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6. Tree Cozy.

Here's some evidence of global warming if we ever did see it. This tree looks toasty.

image: <a href="http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2011/08/18/article-2026977-0D762A7A00000578-221_634x833.jpg ">Daily Mail</a>
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8. Grumpy Turtle Cozy

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9. Turtle in Cozy With Looming Cat

image: Daily Mail
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10. Fire Hazard Cozy

Better leave that light turned off. This lamp is already warm enough. And it's too bad the yarn would muffle the sound from the phone or wait maybe that's a good thing.

image: Daily Mail
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11. Apple Cozy.

Now you can keep your cold, crisp apple warm (????)

image: Pinterest
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12. Banana Cozy

Cute but we worry this will cause the banana to ripen faster and mess up the cozy.

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13. Harley Cozy

Cars will totally yield to you when you ride this bike.

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14. Hipster Bike Cozy

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15. Tractor Cozy

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16. We have a winner in the "most inappropriate" category

Unless someone has knitted a cozy for nuclear warheads.

image: Madeline Tosh
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