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17 Hilariously Baffling Vintage Toys. Seriously Though. What is Happening Here.

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1. Daddy Saddle

Ride 'em, cowboy!

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2. Pie Face Game

This is a game where, if you lose, you get a pie in the face. FUN.

image: Tracy's Toys
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3. Earthquake Tower Rescue Playset

With sway action! Groom your future FEMA director with this toy.

image: Vintage Toy Archive
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4. Charades

This game is fine, but the kids on the box are freaking me out.

image: Vintage Toy Archive
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5. Leave It To Beaver Money Maker Game

The Beav + Capitalism = This Game.

image: Vintage Toy Archive
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6. Fist Faces

Sock puppets, but even more nightmarish.

image: Vintage Toy Archive
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7. Hulk Utility Belt

I consulted my personal comic book expert, who told me that Hulk did not generally have a belt. INACCURATE. Plus, if he did, why would HE need a voice modulator? And it's a LITTLE late for gamma radiation detection.

image: Vintage Toy Archive
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8. Milky The Marvelous Milking Cow

You feed her water and milk comes out. (Note: DO NOT DRINK MILKY'S MILK. IT'S MADE OF LEAD PAINT.)

image: Go Retro
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9. Baby Know-It-All

She sounds annoying.

image: Vintage Toy Archive
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10. Li'l Winking Herby Hippy

He's real cool! Not weird and creepy.

image: Zontar
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11. Magic Potty Baby

Nope.

image: Articulo
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12. Spooky Kooky

The things you can do to him include: collect, wear, trade, hang, dangle, hate, love, give, squeeze. Personally, I would like to put him in the freezer so he doesn't kill me in my sleep.

image: Vintage Toy Archive
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13. Froo-Froo Paper Earrings

Froo froo.

image: Vintage Toy Archive
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14. Buffy Wig Case (With Attractive Wig Stand)

Sure, kids love wigs, but what they love even more is wig storage.

image: Vintage Toy Archive
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Swing Wing

It's a fun thing (that will give you a neck injury).

image: Blippee
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16. Atomic Reactor

Wait...like...really?

image: Authentic History
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17. Bus

This is just a bus.

image: Vintage Toy Archive
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