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20 Upsettingly Green St. Patrick's Day Foods. Blargh.

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1. Bagels.

Start the day off with an insane amount of food dye.

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2. Eggs.

No.

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3. Green Eggs and Ham

I would not, could not.

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4. Green Eggs AND GREEN HAM.

I TOLD YOU. I WOULD NOT, COULD NOT, SAM I AM.

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5. Green Eggs, No Ham.

Still gross.

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6. Bacon.

You made bacon gross. Shame on you. Shame.

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7. Pancakes

Care for some ectoplasm pancakes?

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8. Waffles.

What did you put on my waffles?!?!

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9. Scrambled Eggs.

Still no.

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10. Deviled Eggs.

Deviling them won't help.

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11. Pizza.

This pizza is wrong.

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12. Chicken Piccata.

WHY.

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13. Noodles and Jello.

Nope.

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14. Noodles and Kiwi Fruit???

I don't understand this.

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15. Meat and Potatoes.

Sick.

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16. Mashed Potatoes.

Hulk smash potatoes because potatoes look just like Hulk.

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17. Rice.

What did rice ever do to you??

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18. Ketchup.

Rejected.

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19. Steak.

BLEEEERRRGGHHH.

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20. Rice Krispie Treats.

Time for dessert! (Vomits.)

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