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16 Cringe-Inducing Vintage SPAM Recipes That Will Confuse And Astonish You

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1. SPAM 'n' Cheese Ribbon Loaf

That's cream cheese, so it's sort of like a bagel. But with SPAM.

source: Canned Treats
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2. SPAM 'n' Macaroni Loaf

Oh, you don't like cream cheese? DON'T WORRY, HERE'S AN ALTERNATIVE.

source: Canned Treats
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3. SPAM Upside Down Pie

Like pineapple upside-down cake, but terrible.

source: Mike Calahan
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4. SPAM Birds

That's stuffing in the middle. Stuffing. Like Thanksgiving. NO THANK YOU.

source: Autostraddle
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5. SPAMwiches

That bottom sandwich is called the Smörgåsbord SPAMwich, and "has everything," which means: cream cheese, anchovy fillets, olive rings, mustard-spiked mayo, and "flavory" SPAM. FLAVORY IS NOT A WORD, SPAM.

source: Canned Treats
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6. SPAM 'n' Limas

Literally just a bowl of SPAM and lima beans. It's like a child's nightmare come to life.

source: Chicory
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7. SPAM Dinners

The answer is: none of these. None are the winner. CAN WE TALK ABOUT THAT RICE RING THOUGH?? There's cream of celery soup in it.

source: Canned Treats
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8. SPAM Lunch

"Hey girl, you want to go for lunch?"
"SPAM"
"Okay, cool, do you have a place in mind?"
"SPAM"
"So...that's a yes?"
"SPAM"

Actually, now that I think about it, this is a good technique to get rid of annoying people. Just say SPAM.

source: Pongo Girl
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9. Planked SPAM

Cutting lines in the SPAM doesn't make it look more like real meat.

source: Gray Flannel Suit
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10. SPAM 'n' Yam Fiesta Loaf

Nope. Nope. Nope.

source: Nesbit's Vintage
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11. Piggy Backs

"So it's like a cupcake...but instead of frosting, it's mashed potatoes. And instead of a cupcake, it's SPAM."

source: Canned Treats
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12. Treet

Treet is SPAM's competitor. Their main advantage over SPAM: you could get it out of the can whole??

source: NWI Times
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13. Treet Open-Face Sandwiches

This "recipe" is by Hoagy Carmichael, composer of "Georgia On My Mind." Hoagy: stick to songwriting.

source: Gather
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14. SPAM 'n' Beans

You know what? This IS exactly right for Saturday night.

source: 7 Reasons
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15. SPAM Spread

So much is wrong. So much.

source: Canned Treats
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16. MEAT

I know this just says MEAT but that's SPAM in there, I can tell.

source: Ecommerce Boy

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