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19 Ridiculously Sexist Vintage Ads. Yes, These Are Actually Real.

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1. Men are the best, except when it comes to feeding themselves.

source: Washington Post

2. If your husband isn't romancing you, your skin-care regimen is to blame.

source: Washington Post

3. "GAP-OSIS" is a truly terrible euphemism for a badly-cut dress.

source: Thought Catalog

4. Being "skinny" was a deal-breaker, according to this ad, which also claims that ingesting yeast makes you attractive (???)

source: Thought Catalog

5. There were SO MANY ways to lose "him."

source: Thought Catalog

6. Stockings with runs could have life-long consequences.

source: Thought Catalog

7. When this ad was made, insurers had not yet realized that women have fewer accidents than men.

source: Thought Catalog

8. He seems like a keeper.

source: Thought Catalog

9. This is how I would feel if I was surrounded by these coffee commercials.

source: Thought Catalog

10. Does your wife have morning sickness? Don't worry, just dose her with drugs so she can cook you breakfast.

source: Thought Catalog

11. Nothing says "I love you, Merry Christmas!" like a vacuum.

source: Plan 59

12. I can't even.

source: Amusing Planet

13. Nope, this one makes no sense either.

source: Washington Post

14. OBVIOUSLY it's more important to be pretty than clever.

source: Amusing Planet

15. Good looks aren't enough, though, when you buy the wrong deodorant.

source: Thought Catalog

16. Want to avoid terrorizing male family members? Choose the right brand of soap.

source: Duke University Library

17. A garishly-patterned tie will get you breakfast in bed and world domination.

source: Thought Catalog

18. A breakfast cereal that helps you do MORE HOUSEWORK. Where has this been all my life.

source: Thought Catalog

19. Nothing puts a woman in her place like a two-tone cuban heel.

source: bradruggles

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