The 24 Best Moments of the Craziest Skating Routine Ever - in GIF FormDid you know that in 2005, Evgeni Plushenko did an insane routine? Well, he did. A routine that involved:
This dance move happened:
Then a jacket flap:
Then whatever this is:
Then some sensuous booty revolutions:
Yeah, lose the jacket:
Some sort of yogic Street Fighter move:
Gurrrrrrl, those shoulders:
Get that shirt off!!!:
Don't worry, the muscles are fake:
Don't forget: he is a SKATER:
But also a showman.
He's gotta fix his hair now...
Because it's time to LOSE THOSE PANTS:
More booty maneuvers:
One more spin to remind us that, yes, dude is a SKATER:
And finally, full satisfaction:
As though that wasn't enough, the whole thing was performed to the Tom Jones song "Sex Bomb" - one of my personal faves. But some plucky youngster has gone ahead and set the routine to Ginuwine's classic jam "Pony," resulting in the best video in the world:
Thank you for bringing this to our attention, Jezebel
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