This Crazy Map Shows Which US States Have The Longest Sex. It's Not Where You'd Expect!
The blush-inducing folks over at Nerve have put together a map showing which states are host to the longest bouts of lovemaking. The intimate info is drawn from a new app called "Spreadsheets" - shouldn't it be "Bed Sheets"? - that allows users via smart phone to record the "duration, thrusts, and decibel peak" involved in a given romp. Here's how it breaks down:
As you can see, it's the middle states that appear to take the cake when it comes to acts that put a bun in the oven (ok ok, groan). New Mexico and Texas: what's your secret? Heck, Nebraska, what's yours? And Oklahoma, what makes you so different from your Lone Star neighbors (who are anything but lonely)? Apparently flyover country is where it's at.