20 Upsettingly Green St. Patrick's Day Foods. Blargh.

St. Patrick's Day really brings out the arts and crafts in people, and one way it often manifests is in green foods that don't necessarily look very delicious. Maybe skip the dye this year and just enjoy these on their own merits?
1. Bagels.
Start the day off with an insane amount of food dye.
2. Eggs.
No.
3. Green Eggs and Ham
I would not, could not.
4. Green Eggs AND GREEN HAM.
I TOLD YOU. I WOULD NOT, COULD NOT, SAM I AM.
5. Green Eggs, No Ham.
Still gross.
6. Bacon.
You made bacon gross. Shame on you. Shame.
7. Pancakes
Care for some ectoplasm pancakes?
8. Waffles.
What did you put on my waffles?!?!
9. Scrambled Eggs.
Still no.
10. Deviled Eggs.
Deviling them won't help.
11. Pizza.
This pizza is wrong.
12. Chicken Piccata.
WHY.
13. Noodles and Jello.
Nope.
14. Noodles and Kiwi Fruit???
I don't understand this.
15. Meat and Potatoes.
Sick.
16. Mashed Potatoes.
Hulk smash potatoes because potatoes look just like Hulk.
17. Rice.
What did rice ever do to you??
18. Ketchup.
Rejected.
19. Steak.
BLEEEERRRGGHHH.
20. Rice Krispie Treats.
Time for dessert! (Vomits.)

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