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20 Upsettingly Green St. Patrick's Day Foods. Blargh.
Mar 14, 2014
St. Patrick's Day really brings out the arts and crafts in people, and one way it often manifests is in green foods that don't necessarily look very delicious. Maybe skip the dye this year and just enjoy these on their own merits?
This Week For Dinner
Start the day off with an insane amount of food dye.
3. Green Eggs and Ham
I would not, could not.
4. Green Eggs AND GREEN HAM.
I TOLD YOU. I WOULD NOT, COULD NOT, SAM I AM.
5. Green Eggs, No Ham.
You made bacon gross. Shame on you. Shame.
Care for some ectoplasm pancakes?
One Fun Mom
What did you put on my waffles?!?!
9. Scrambled Eggs.
10. Deviled Eggs.
Deviling them won't help.
This pizza is wrong.
12. Chicken Piccata.
13. Noodles and Jello.
Life is Fantasmic
14. Noodles and Kiwi Fruit???
Liz and Kate
I don't understand this.
15. Meat and Potatoes.
Healthy Slow Cooking
16. Mashed Potatoes.
Hulk smash potatoes because potatoes look just like Hulk.
What did rice ever do to you??
20. Rice Krispie Treats.
Time for dessert! (Vomits.)
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