15 Truly Amazing Vintage Album Covers Featuring The Biggest Hairdos Ever

Big hair means SUCCESS. Which means these people are basically, like, Prince (the most overall successful person).
1. "We got a bulk discount on AquaNet and also vaguely Hawaiian fabric."
2. "Those are seriously our real names."
3. "IS THAT A FLOWER ON MY HEAD?? GROSS. GROSS. GET IT OFF ME."
4. "DANCE FOR ME, DICK KOSSINS."
5. "Yes, exactly like me. But smaller. Like a creepy, tiny doll version of me, but human."
6. JOYCE. No further comment.
7. "Now I Have Everything...EXCEPT YOUR SOUL."
8. "It's like a regular sax...but GOSPEL. You dig?"
9. "It looks like a hat. But it's my hair."
10. "I thought this was a McGruff album. You know, the crime dog?"
11. "That's either Jesus' hand or Adam Smith's."
12. "Basically, I want to look like a soft-serve cone."
13. "Basically, we want actual motorcycle helmets made of hair."
14. "You're welcome." - Jesus
15. "My eyebrows got burned off, so I'll draw them on. No one will notice, even though we're twins."

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