19 Horrifying Real Estate Photos That Cannot Possibly Be Effective


by Anna Marquardt
Yes, these are from professionals. We think.
1. The horse is included.
2. The pool body is NOT included.
3. What a LOVELY children's room! Very East Berlin.
4. I really hope this is...in progress.
5. A great place for a toilet!
6. Even better! Right by the front door. So convenient.
7. What a helpful, non-horrifying photo.
8. Who...who are those chairs for?
9. You'll need a minimum of 3 fire extinguishers for this stove, but we recommend 4.
10. Or if you'd rather, you could just have this terrible drawing of a fire.
11. We don't have paranormal activity, and here's proof.
12. You know what? Don't step out of frame. Just hide behind the curtain.
13. I HAVE TO CLOSE THIS DRAWER RIGHT NOW
14. No, those don't come with the house.
15. This is the kayak room.
16. This picture is fine! Maybe YOU need glasses!
17. Sorry, we don't have gravity installed. That's extra.
18. Oh, THAT one. That one's nice.
19. I think we'll pass.
Via Terrible Real Estate Agent Photographs.

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