12 Absurd Headlines About Women Rewritten as the Truth. These Are Hilarious.


by Mary Noble

If you've ever cringed at all those sexist non-news headlines about female celebrities, you'll love these "corrected" headlines, created by funny people on Twitter.

1. NEWS FLASH: WOMAN HAS OUTFITS.

2. Woman gets coffee, wears clothes.

3. Trending Story: Woman prefers dry feet.

4. OMG. Woman changes look over time.

5. SHOCKER.

6. Clearly Clare Danes is wearing this outfit to DISPLAY HER HOT BOD.

7. Woman has nipples.

8. Woman is awesome at job, gets engaged.

9. Sequinned jumpsuit = news. Everything else = old news.

10. Talking on phone = lonely. ????

11. BREAKING: Woman is human.

12. Here's the headline that started it all.

Via The Vagenda Magazine on Twitter.

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