If you're not familiar with Eurovision, YOU ARE LIVING LIFE WRONG. Basically, it's an all-Europe Pop Idol competition where each country sends a musical act. The most globally-famous act to emerge from it is ABBA. That sums it up quite well. The finals haven't happened yet - I will be watching them from THE DANISH EMBASSY THANK YOU VERY MUCH - but here are a few of the highlights, fashion-wise, so far.