IF I LEAVE RIGHT NOW I CAN BE THERE BY TOMORROW. OR YESTERDAY. I'm not sure how that International Date Line thing works. He is sick and doesn't have the use of his back legs, but THAT WON'T STOP HIM. Check out this amazingly cute video.
If you heard the lady in the video say that Frostie borrowed the wheels from Leon Trotsky and wondered who that was, WONDER NO LONGER. IT IS THIS MINI PIG.