Dude, These 29 Hilarious Bro Tattoos Are The Absolute Worst

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Your tatt is sad, bro.

We found them: the 29 worst bro tattoos that will make you chortle. The Urban Dictionary's definition of a "bro" is hilarious: "Obnoxious partying males who are often seen at college parties. When they aren't making an ass of themselves they usually just stand around holding a red plastic cup waiting for something exciting to happen so they can scream something that demonstrates how much they enjoy partying. Nearly everyone in a fraternity is a bro but there are also many bros who are not in a fraternity."

If you're not a bro, you know one. And you also know that with drinking comes myriad bad decisions, including god-awful tattoos. Some bros think it's funny to use a body part or hair to accentuate their tattoos. Sadly, this often means using one's own belly button, nipple or armpit hair as the center of a tattoo that is drawn around it. Bros are also very partial to tribal designs and tatts that are unintentionally poorly translated Chinese sayings. Some bros want you to know that they are the life of the party, and we found one big-bellied bro who had a draft tap tattooed on his stomach. Most important of all, bros want you to know that they like the ladies... a lot. This has led to the unfortunate decision to get graphic ink of women tattooed on themselves, or a girlfriend's name that eventually has to be altered when she realizes she is dating a bro and dumps him.

Bro tattoos help keep the tattoo laser-removal business healthy. Hey, everyone has to grow up sometime. But before these bros do, check out their hilariously lame ink! Get Started
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